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Friday, 19 February 2010

Welcome to Moisturisers' Corner

At last Mosturisers' Corner has found a corner of the web where it can lay its foundations (which must be removed before bed to avoid skin problems).

For the unwise and retarded Moisturisers' Corner is a safe haven for men who, err well how do we put this? 'moisturise'. Yes that's right MOISTURISE!! We can moisturise too you know, in fact in years to come you will thank us for it.

Anyway some men are shy about moisturising and as a result they don't talk about it. This causes a problem - moisturising knowledge is not being shared. Most men are floundering about putting cream in all the wrong places and at the wrong times. When to moisturise? where? can I do it publicly? are there any nasty side-effects? can one do it too much? when to moisturise and when not to? You will find answers to all these questions and questions Man hasn't even dreamt up yet (We haven't touched upon Alien moisturising techniques yet, but one day...) here at Moisturisers' Corner. The man to guide us on our journey to firmer, younger, healthier looking skin is none other than moisturising legend Andy Taylor. He will answer questions, no matter how silly they may seem.

So put your seaweed, ox-musk and cucumber face mask on, sit back, relax and read on.

Happy moisturising.